The scene: Christmas eve in the elevator in the lobby of my building.
Elevator: (Enter Aaron, Aaron's partner, Bigger Older Lady [think Jabba the Hut], and her older husband carrying a bag of gifts).
Younger woman: HOLD THE ELEVATOR! (As door closes)
Aaron: (Arm in door to hold elevator)
All button's pushed and waiting for door to close. Old man f*cking with his bag o' gifts infront of aforementioned elevator door. Door still not closing...Man still f*cking around (what the hell is he doing!).
Jabba (I mean Older woman): You need to push the button (to Aaron).
Aaron thinking: NO YOU F*CKING IDIOT! YOUR HUSBAND NEEDS TO GET THE G-D DAMN BAG OUT OF THE FRIGGIN DOOR.
Husband finally moves bag (what was he doing anyway?). Elevator door finally closes.
End Scene.
Yes, this did just happen.
Merry Christmas all!
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